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A sparkache that doesn’t go away
#I need them both dead#hi for the three people who followed me for tf#my art#digital art#transformers#transformer one#optimus prime#megatron#maccadam#tf one#I was listening to invisible from Duran Duran#fitting me thinks#opmeg#megop
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AVA 11 SPOILERS
Im so insane. Im so not normal. Vic just wanted safety and he had it. Then Chosen ripped it away from him. Chosen wanted freedom and they had it. Then Vic ripped it away from them.
#IM SO UNWELL#ava 11 spoilers#ava spoilers#animation vs animtor#I NEED THEM BOTH DEAD#I NEED THEM TO HAVE THEIR HAPPY ENDING#AND STOP TORMENTING EACHOTHER#I NEED THEM TORMENTED#im coping so well you gotta believe me#ava victim#ava the chosen one#ava chosen
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making little snowmen ⛄⛄
#tbhk#jshk#toilet bound hanako kun#yashiro nene#akane aoi#aoinene#my art#happy holidays eveyone!! :3#ouuhhh i let a few of the recent chapters pile up a bit before bingeing them all and i already desperately need more#the aoi and nene interactions UWHA my daugters are so sweet😭😭 .....#and don't get me started on the boys.....................#the way i teared up seeing what kind of life they COULD'VE had in the real timeline if K didn't have to take care of his family#THE FACT HE DIDN'T WANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE “DREAMS” WERE REAL BECAUSE IT MEANT HIS BEST FRIEND WOULD BE DEAD#AND THEN THE BOTH OF THEM DIED ANYWAY???#ok sorry these tags are not at all related to this drawing of nene and aoi making snowmen LMAO#.... boy i gotta stop yapping in the tags (<- her ass is not going to stop)
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james who actively tries to tone down his excitement when he wakes up because regulus is not a morning person so he just says ‘good morning my love’ with a big smile and regulus who still is like ‘damn u are chipper’ and james with heart eyes like ‘yes i always am can i kiss you now’ and of course regulus reluctantly nods but there’s a small smile forming because maybe mornings aren’t so bad
#can u tell i woke up chipper#god my babies#i need to hold them both of them#and kiss them#marauders#jegulus#regulus black#james potter#james x regulus#starchaser#sunseeker#gay dead wizards#jegulus fanfiction
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Before Jason makes his debut as Red Hood, he goes apartment hunting.
And the thing about Gotham is, all of the apartments that would make for good safe houses, are safe houses. The Bat’s safe houses. If Jason wants to set up shop, he’s got to get creative. This means being willing to look the other way about some things. Namely, living with other people.
Jason gets a roommate.
Sure, he’d found a couple of spots that fit some of the criteria he used for making safe houses, but not all apartments were equal. And having a semi-functioning civilian cover was useful. Sometimes.
All this to say that Jason responded to a craigslist post of some guy looking for a roommate. The post was written well enough, decent grammar and a fair enough price. Unlike some of the places he’d “toured.”
He has to trudge up a few flights of stairs to get to the place, because roof access is always high on the priority list, and knocks on the door. He waits a few minutes, hears someone check the peephole, and then the sound of at least five separate locks being undone.
With the door finally open, he gets a good look at the guy’s face. Too good of a look, actually.
Because the man who opens it is Dick Grayson.
#jason todd#dick grayson#red hood#nightwing#batman#does dick recognize him? either way hijinks ensue#jason and dick as roommates both trying to live cheap af vigilante lifestyles without taking bruce’s money#dick’s undercover on a long op with bruce and needs a trackable identity to convince whoever to recruit him#jason doesn’t know this. what he does know is that dick lives off cereal and dirty socks and he refuses to live like this#dick thinks it’s either a coincidence his roommate looks/acts like his dead brother or that he’s been made and someone is trying to prove#he’s a wayne to blow his cover. lex is high on his list for his ability to make clones. jason honestly can’t tell if dick thinks it’s him#and tries to hide that he’s back. both of them are in subtly trying to get the other to admit something#all it takes is one old nickname slip up and the cats outta the bag#also angst because dick convinces jason he was missed and he tried to avenge him when he realizes he’s not a clone#i think these two would be hilarious roommates. does the pit make an appearance at all?#maybe someone genuinely tries to break into their shitty apartment and jason breaks the guys arm because he sees someone enter dick’s room#that isn’t his brother. they keep odd hours and jason is trying to build his criminal empire.#at least one of them comes back beaten up and needs stitches. where they’re in the kitchen fixing the other up while they both ignore#they’ve figured the other out. it comes to a head when they’re both out and nightwing needs to be brought back to the cave#so hood goes on their comms and summons the batclan to come get him.#also ft. jason’s ptsd ridden ass and nightwing’s stellar comedy#batsiblings#batbros#batfamily
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800 years to be held by him again
#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#heaven officials blessing#hualian#天官赐福#xie lian#hua cheng#hong er#my hand slipped#I NEED TO PRACTICE DRAWING BACKGROUNDS SO BAD#suprisingly enough#it’s the hair that gave me the most trouble this time#i know hong er’s bandage is on wrong just shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#hua cheng may be dead but xie lian’s body heat is enough to warm both of them
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I’m interested in how both Charles and Edwin treat the whole idea of being “detectives.” Obviously, they are detectives. They have formed a detective agency, they run cases, it’s their whole thing; it’s how they spend their afterlives. But it’s more than just that.
They both take the detective work very seriously. Edwin comes off, generally, as more serious than Charles about it, with his little asides about being a “proper” detective and the methodical ways he likes to do things, but Charles is clearly into it, too. And sometimes it feels so clearly like they’re playing at the idea of being detectives that it’s almost like a game or a roleplay for them. They want to be (and are) detectives, but they are two teenage boys who have styled themselves after the idea of being detectives. Then there are moments where this “performance” of detective work begins to break down.
For Edwin, this happens earlier in the season. In the first episode, he admits that the detective work matters because he needs it, emotionally, to matter. His and Charles’s cases didn’t get solved, no one cared. He needs someone to care. That’s his investment in being a detective; its more than just a game for him. When the Cat King casts his truth spell, this is only built upon. He says he does the detective work, too, because he wants to stay out of hell. For a while, though, I was trying to find Charles’s investment. Yeah, his case was also written off when he died, but didn’t seem as upset about that as Edwin. On the first watchthrough, I wondered if Charles’s investment in the detective work was simply because Edwin was invested.
Then there’s episode 4, when Charles beats the Night Nurse, and part of the speech he yells at her is about being a detective. I think that’s when it started to click for me that there was something deeper going on with him, too, about the detective work specifically. Charles is upset he died, he never came to terms with it. I wonder if part of the reason he’s so invested in being a detective is because it gives him a sense of purpose and impact that he misses from being alive. He could never stop the things he wanted to stop, never protect the people he wanted to protect, but at least he has this, with Edwin. At least they are detectives, and Charles can feel needed, feel like his life didn’t end so early for no reason at all.
I think a lot about the concept of ghosts having unfinished business and how that might apply to both Charles and Edwin, and I think that the detective agency, despite how it sometimes comes off as playacting, is deeply tied to both of their psyches. Edwin needs the detective agency to feel like there was a point to everything that happened to him. That maybe no one cared he disappeared, and maybe he ended up in hell, but it wasn’t for nothing. They can try to keep it from happening to anyone again. And Charles? Well, he needs the detective agency because there was no point to what happened to him. He shouldn’t have died, and he’s not ready to move on to an afterlife. He needs to feel like he’s needed, like there’s something he can do. If it hadn’t been a detective agency these two formed, it would have been something else because they had too many deep-rooted issues that have been sublimated into the agency itself.
#something about the agency itself fascinates me#and how both boys are so unserious about it sometimes#but also so serious about it#it’s a game but it’s not. it’s an attempt to do something about the traumas that haunt them but it’s not#schroedinger’s agency#dbda#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#meta#eposts#waffled for a while over whether I would ever actually post this#and I keep feeling like I could eventually make it cleaner/more concise#but this has been sitting in my drafts long enough that I needed to just get it out there
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During a case many years ago, a witch made a poppet (roughly equivalent to the popular conception of a “voodoo doll”) of Edwin. They defeated the witch soundly and got the poppet, but there’s no safe way to destroy it. The only place Edwin and Charles trust as safe enough to keep it is inside Charles’s backpack, where no one but Charles could possibly get to it.
Charles largely forgets about it, buried deep deep down in the bag, until Edwin is held captive, less than a year after their jaunt to Hell, and there’s absolutely no way to get to him until the portal opens again at the next full moon, and he’s going crazy with worry, imagining Edwin in all sorts of misery without Charles not even able to so much as comfort him. He’s digging mindlessly through the bag when he gets to the poppet, and, he realizes, there is this one thing he can do.
He pulls it out with a care he wouldn’t give to a Faberge egg, because this is the most precious thing in the world, in any world, and looks at it for a moment. Then he reaches out ever so gently and strokes its hair. He murmurs reassurances to it - it’s alright, I’m sorry, I love you. He sings lullabies, curls around it and hugs it against him so, so carefully, tilts his head down and presses kisses to its soft curl-covered head.
He doesn’t let the poppet go for even a moment on all the days until the full moon returns, even as he’s preparing for battle, preparing to absolutely fucking obliterate the bastards that are holding Edwin.
Just as the portal opens, he finally places the poppet back in his bag, in the safest, warmest corner. He hefts the arsenal in his arms and strapped to his back and floating around him and charges through.
He tears through the stronghold in minutes, and he does literally mean through - he’s left a trail of smoking rubble behind him where ghost-proof walls used to be - and finally, finally gets to Edwin, and -
“Ah, Charles, there you are. Not to worry, I’m quite alright. There has been some sort of force - “
Charles doesn’t even hear him as he wraps himself around Edwin, and his body follows the same motions it has for weeks now, stroking hair, pressing kisses, murmuring muffled you’re alright I love you you’re alright I’m sorry I love you I’m sorrys into Edwin’s hair, which is even softer in reality than on the poppet, and Edwin says -
“Ah. That was you.”
Charles can’t see or hear anything other than Edwin, at the moment, but he can’t not see Edwin, so he has a very clear view as Edwin reaches his arms out and, with a few words, takes control of all the magical weapons and orbs and so forth that have been trailing after Charles.
And he hears when Edwin says “Well, then, Charles, shall we depart?”
And he feels it when Edwin lifts him as effortlessly as he lifted the poppet, holding him so he can keep his nose buried against Edwin’s neck as Edwin blasts his way out.
And he definitely feels it when, a few very loud minutes later, they’re back in their office, and Edwin’s head turns to meet one of his kisses.
“It’s alright, Charles. I’m sorry I left you alone. I love you.”
#dead boy detectives#payneland#mine#this was originally intended to go in a very different direction#my first thought was Charles and Edwin having each other’s poppers because who else would they trust like that#then I was thinking Charles has Edwin’s and for some reason Edwin lies about it working#the first time Charles tries to comfort him at a distance with it#so Charles goes ‘well if he can’t feel it anyway no need to hold back’#and every time he feels love for Edwin he lavishes it on the poppet#but the emotional dynamics that would be required for both of them to#keep quiet in this scenario#were too complicated for a tumblr post#so. here’s this
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this photo fucking kills me bcs it's smoke swearing in his mind
' if this goddamn pig shirks us or pulls up with armed whites, i'm raining hellfire in five seconds.' Always on Edge
&& then there's stack thinking
'im rollin THE BEST cigarette 😸😸😸 !!'
(says that abt all the cigs he gets to roll for smoke and or anyone, for that matter)
#stack is the people pleaser's princess#& smoke is the people pleaser's knight okay#they both just wanna care for people in the best ways they know how#i fully believe stack takes more after his mom and smoke takes more after his dad and this haunt them both#stack is the 'here it's chilly outside so i knit you a hat & some gloves' to smoke's 'i'll scrape the ice off your car fore you go work'#Stack is my number one whimsy warrior princess#they are just two brothers who were forced to grow up too fast#they both know theyre condemned to hell but were they ever offered the opportunity to become firemen in the first place#smoke acknowledged the generational trauma himself maybe without even fully realizing it. their father's rep follows them#even in the place theyd be most welcomed at. the place stack was so sure theyd be safe in as an escape plan#even their safeplace didnt want them. didnt accept them#and smoke commands sammie to it bcs if he cant save himself then at least he can save someone#ughhh and then i think abt how quick stack is to shut delta down when he was responding harshly to sammie#momma stack dont play bout her baby cousin#hes so cute ugh i miss stack. hes not dead bcs a vampire. hes just scamming stupid ppl who believe in crypto#need stack and bo to make out right NEOWWWWW#stack#elias moore#elias stack moore#stack moore#what if i k mysedl with all these name variations#elijah moore#elijah smoke moore#smoke moore#smokestack twins#smoke and stack#sinners analysis#sinners movie#sinners 2025#sinners
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phaidei but its hi2/ggz kiamei bc i never played hi3
#phaidei#phainon#mydei#hsr#yukira draws#theyre just going around hunting zombies <3#cant believe modern au mydei is just the son of a major corporate w a corrupt ceo dad and mom whos dead thats not og mei coded at at alll#anyways in this au mydei turns in her dad to the police for sketchy ethic corp stuff and stuff#can u believe that mei and dei both are good chefs too that their friends dont want to piss them off bc no food otherwise :(#also the sidebraid it doesnt really matter but they both have a sidebraid.#i dont need to justify why phainon is kiana here yeah i know kevin exists but like. kiamei is the og......... also yuri.
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Dp x dc twin au where Danny and Damian were in fact conjoined/siamese twins, but the most dangerous type - one head, two bodies.
Their early removal from talia being because their shape would not have allowed for natural birth, they were written off but talia begged for the chance to send them off in the lazarus pit.
By some bizarre miracle, before she turned to leave, two small bodies bobbed to the surface - identical in every way, except for the eyes. The previous blue eyes now split in two, one left, one right, and the new eyes, pit created, a bright green.
She took her child, her two children, and together, they survived.
Being removed prematurely, their early years were tough, but soon they blossomed into promising heirs for the league. In sync with every step, the closest of brothers, the league was certain the old fairy tale of twins being telepathic had been granted by the pit that separated them, the remnants of being born as one mind, one brain, one skull.
But then Danny had to flee, and leave his other half behind. Stretched by distance for the first time, the bond grew thin and stretched, and Damian grieved his brother as dead. When he started being sent on public missions, he hid his distinctive heterochromia, choosing the green in memory of the pit that had given him and his brother life.
Danny, hiding his pit aura in the ocean's worth that was Amity park, took to blue, the colour that he and Damian were born with.
Damian moves to Gotham, and continues to mourn his brother as dead, right until one day when he is twelve, when he learns what the death of your other half truly feels like.
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Their reunion is a thing of family legend. Violence runs hot in both bloodlines, ghosts are highly emotional and prone to fighting a the drop of a hat for bonding, playing, testing, every reason under the green sun. Their training and play often consisted of friendly spars, competitive spars, furious spars, venting spars. Both have been exposed to unhealthy amounts of ecto since before their birth.
There is a long, long minute of staring, before they rip themselves away and lunge at each other like wolves.
The bat family are horrified by their brutally efficient youngest suddenly barreling towards a clone (?) and trying to claw his throat open with his bare hands while openly sobbing.
It ends with them wrapped around each other crying into the others shoulder as their minds finally meet again and relax from the painful stretch for the first time in years.
But nobody else has any idea what to do.
#Idk I just really like slightly codependent twins#Talia and ras had to put so much work in to prevent them from developing separation anxiety like dogs from the same litter#Also I like Damian thinking Danny is dead until he very abruptly finds out he is now via soul mate agony. Someone did a fic with that idea#It was really good. Let's dial it up to eleven#Danny and Damian having different eye colour and it being the fault of Damian's extra exposure to the pit is awesome too#But I wanted to see if there was a way they could both have the same eyes. Well. Close enough.#Same eyes + twin telepathy + the birth complications people like to give Danny = siamese twins#Also the portal accident happens two years early so there's that#I can't decide whether I want the first meeting to be alive Danny or dead Phantom#Or whether it be a summoning or something#I just need Damian and Danny to lay eyes on each other and immediately go feral#They still don't want to share a room though#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny and damian are twins#twins#twin au#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp prompt#dc x dp crossover#It's not like telepathy it's more if one twin has seen it so has the other#It's not conscious on their part. They don't choose to share things usually. It's been that way since they were born.#That's what they think twins are for the longest time until talia realises and explains#Ras genuinely thinks Danny died because of how devastated Damian was and how he stopped knowing things he shouldn't#1k
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Prompt 124
Bruce crouched next to the small child that had been bounding around for the last few months healing people, watching idly as they scribbled on a paper with quiet chirps. Spirit, the rest of Gotham had named them, Spirit and their Sister.
“Hi Mr. Bat!” The child beamed from behind the mask when they finally looked up, burn scar stretching slightly.
He ignored the gibbering man in the corner, at least for now, seeing as he’d just arrived. “Is your sister around?” The other, well he wouldn’t call them vigilantes seeing as the kids (He’d be surprised if Sister was an adult) focused more on evacuation or healing, but it was the closest word.
“Nope!” the child put their crayons away in one of the many pockets inside the almost victorian-styled coat, one of the reasons they’d gotten their name. “Uncle Kerian is watchin’ me tonight, ‘cause Sister is busy.”
“Uncle?”
“Uncle!”
Bruce could be forgiven for the startled wheeze when the literal shadows twisted and ripped, a pair of Lazarus-green eyes- or whatever they were- gleaming from the darkness, dark hair twisting as sharp teeth similar to the siblings’ were bared in very open warning. As if the giant flaming sword wasn’t enough of a warning already.
Ah. That’s who had traumatized the several would-be kidnappers then.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Why are Jazz and Danny in Gotham? Who knows#Pariah and Fright Knight are brothers (Fright = Family after all)#Pariah and Clockwork are exes but they never officially divorced making CW the ghost queen#And he’s adopted both Jazz and Danny making them the ghost prince and princess#But they’re still half/3 quarters human and have human needs to take care of#Bruce staring at FK: Ah… I seem to have a type it seems#Why yes Fright does in fact have a human form#Am I saying halfa Fright and Pariah?#I'm not Not saying that#But there had to be a reason the Observants want Danny-the-Halfa dead so much
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JAYDEN'S APPEARING IN THE SANDMAN OMGGGG. PLEASE I HOPE GEORGE SHOWS UP AS WELL TT
DON'T SEPARATE THEM THEYRE A PAIR!!!!


#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#jayden revri#george rexstrew#edwin paine#I NEED MY DEAD BOY DETECTIVES BACK PLEASE#PLEASE BRING BOTH OF THEM BACK PLEASE
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what i would give to see eighteen year-old ethan hawke and twenty year-old robert sean leonard. and by this i mean neil and todd really, but they both have long hair because they’re both sexy as fuck with long hair

#dead poets society#neil perry#todd anderson#ethan hawke#robert sean leonard#like look at them#jesus christ#i need to invent a time machine and make them both kiss in a movie#for cinematic purposes
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In DBDA there are two appearances of Death (of the Endless) in the show. There’s her first appearance in Episode 1, where she brings a WW1 soldier to the afterlife, and the other is in Episode 3, where she guides a family killed by an abusive father. Both of these are possibles outcomes for both Edwin and Charles. If Edwin had lived to past 16, he very likely would’ve been drafted in WW1. If Charles hadn’t been killed by his “friends,” it’s not outlandish to think he might’ve been a victim of his own father. In both of these scenarios, the spirits also move on to their seemingly tranquil eternities, something neither of the boys have any intention of ever doing.
#I just find this show so interesting#there’s so many tiny details and parallels#and I just don’t know why Netflix cancelled this show#actually I do know why; corporate greed#I think the ghosts are also from the same/similar time periods as both of them#I really wanna do an analysis of character parallels#just need some time#tw abuse#dbda#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#death of the endless#save dead boy detectives#renew dead boy detectives#edwin paine#save dbda#eden thinks thoughts
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I think we need to broaden our definition of what a canon relationship is bc what ever caleb and tealeaf had going on in the finale wasn’t not romantic
#five fucking years and none of you could tell me caleb cradled his dead body in his arms#and kissed his face and begging for him to be brought back?#and then he and kingsley immediately start eye fucking eachouther and grabbing ass?#be so fr w me they were never going to have a traditional romance#and i dont think they need to kiss to know how surprisingly deeply in love w molly caleb is#i also think its good a healthy they spent time apart#like they both absolutely need time to figure themselves out#people that say in my tags we could have had this all along#we have it now#its brief but isnt it beautiful that it exists at all?#late in life love fits them so well#they have time for that now#if feels like we ended up where we were always ment to be#midnigt speaks
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